Wonk

A policy nerd or a financial/data analysis nerd. Someone who is enthusiastic or excessive interest in fields related to political policy.

Noah is such a damn wonk and won't shut the fuck up about state rights.

by LizardInACan July 9, 2023

Wonka Withdrawal

The act of putting warm baby oil in a turkey baseter and shoving it up a woman's ass and violently slamming her mud factory until she produces red chocolate and eats it from you cock like a soft ice-cream cone

Eric ordered a Wonka Withdrawal from Connie the anaconda

by Crissythumbs June 8, 2023

wocky star

its what aamari wants to go by as of june 17 6:27 am

yooo thats aamari the wocky star aka wockystarmar

by wockystarmxr June 17, 2023

wonking

1. basically the equivalent to using “fucking” in a sentence but not as a verb. ex: “my fucking indoor penis won’t stop running around.” 2. wonking can also mean masturbating. 3. it can also mean gingr activities like masturbating with an electric toothbrush.

“oh wonk! i got my wonking bowl cut stuck on some tree branches”
“stop wonking with your electric toothbrush you emo gingr.
“hey piss rat stop wonking around and act like a normal person..”

by andismints June 26, 2023

Wocka Wocka

The Catchphrase of Fozzie the Bear.

Fozzie Bear: Wocka Wocka!
Guy in the audience: Boo! That's not funny. Get off the stage you mofo!
*Fozzie proceeds to throw a flash grenade at Guy in the audience*

by MDawg1491 June 30, 2023

Woneksi

An effeminate or homosexual male, esp one who is underhanded or dishonest. Etymology comes from "Woke" + "sneaky" + "sissy" (or "pussy" in Chicago/Midwest). Pronounced ONE - EX - EE.

My girlfriend went out for drinks with her office. She invited me along, but I can't stand that woneksi boss of hers.

by Mario Justmarc September 8, 2023

Wonking your willy

Wonking your willy is the act of self pleasure at hours between 1 and 4 in the morning in a dark room while watching pornography you’d only watch high/drunk.

Are you up wonking your willy right now?

by Bonka Tom 1 September 30, 2023