Terrible Two's

A sudden, extremely urgent need to defecate.

From "Whose Line is it Anyway" (Scenes From a Hat) 'Adults still experiencing the Terrible Two's'. : "Jim, I've made a decision about that promoti-- *GASP* Ooo!... *hobbles towards restroom*" (struck by the Terrible Two's mid-sentence).

by Nico0885 November 3, 2012

Two track

Butt Hole. The road less traveled.

She was suprised when I stabbed my cock in her two track.

by ratsmaytastelikemotherfuckingpumkinpie December 9, 2007

two of them

A meme about a picture of 2 cats sitting on what seems to be a blue bed with the song Double Cherry Pass from Super Mario 3D world playing in the background.

there's two of them.

by poploop345 January 27, 2021

two-nobber

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.

"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."

by Chesnikk January 26, 2009

Two dimensional

1. (Noun) A girl with no personality

2.(Noun) the state of being so high you start two function as a a 2d character

Man he hit the bong he is gonna be two dimensional

by venans October 4, 2020

Zero two

Antagonist from the Kirby series last seen just as an eyeball (zero) it's reincarnation looks way more scary than the original having an bleeding eyeball, wings made of thorns and a halo. It serves as the secret final boss of Kirby 64 the crystal shards being available only after you get all the crystal shards and beat the fake final boss. the fight happens with Kirby being supported by ribbon while gunning 02 with the crystal gun. not to be confused with the anime girl.

Person 1: Hey! Did you play Kirby 64 the crystal shards?

Person 2: Yes! it was very fun

Person 1: Did you fight Zero two yet?

Person 2: Nah I still missing on some of the crystal shards

Person 3: Did someone say Zero two?

Person 2: yes we were talking about kir...

Person 3: Yes about Zero two. She is the best girl isn't she?

Person 1: We are talking about Kirby 64. Zero two is the name of the final boss.

Person 3: Wait the final boss is the anime girl?

Person 1: No! Zero two is an bleeding eyeball with thorn wings and a halo. Not the anime girl.

Person 3: Ok sorry

Person 1: Anyway.. What are the crystal shards you are missing?

by anonymous Zelda fan. September 9, 2021

Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.

She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.

by King Ceri February 28, 2009