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Ten to two

A person of lower standards that is pulled at the end of the night (Ten minutes before closing time of 2am) when desperation sets in.
"That guy Kirsty pulled was a bit ten to two"
by iio2010 February 5, 2010
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Two track

She was suprised when I stabbed my cock in her two track.
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Two dimensional

1. (Noun) A girl with no personality

2.(Noun) the state of being so high you start two function as a a 2d character
Man he hit the bong he is gonna be two dimensional
by venans October 4, 2020
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two-nobber

When a male does not last at sex or is horrible at sex.
"oh my god guys, he was hot, but a two-nobber in bed."

or

"How was your night?"
"It was okay, I met some guy, but he ended up being a two-nobber."
by Chesnikk January 26, 2009
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[Two-Checker]

Too-cheker N: An individual with complete disregaurd for one's health, who enjoys living in financial stability and is willing to do what it takes to obtain this status.
Of course the Russianbear can afford his new mansion and 1967 Shelby Cobra 427, for he is a two-checker and lives in financial stability.
by The Russianbear2120 October 17, 2008
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Two chances

Absolutely no chance. Impossible.

An abbreviation of the common Australian phrase "You've got two chances - Buckley's and none". The full phrase is so well known in Australia that finishing the sentence has become redundant in most circles.

Buckley's chance refers to ALMOST zero chance of success. By dividing Buckley's chance with a second possibility of no chance means, via simple mathematics, that the topic of discussion is impossible.
Red-headed bloke: "Hey Shorty, see that glamour at the bar? I'll take her home tonight and smash her box in".
Tall bloke: "Fuck off Blue. You've got Buckley's chance. You've got a head like a dropped pie".
Red-headed bloke: "C'mon mate. I must be some hope?"
Tall bloke: "Nup. Two chances".
by Thurston_Howell January 5, 2018
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Two Pigger

Coming from old agricultural Britain. This is a term for a woman who is very strong, and largely built.
She can carry two pigs under her arms at once. She is a two pigger.

Word, what a munter.
by King Ceri February 28, 2009
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