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What foreplay is reduced to after you get comfortable in a long term relationship, ie: a shortened and boring version of foreplay.
"We've been married so long I'm lucky if I even get two play. I suppose I shouldn't complain, it could be down to oneplay!"
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by Rolla Jay November 21, 2010
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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