hey text

A text message sent just to say hello or to check up on someone you have not heard from in a while.

"Hey have you heard from Jane Doe?"

"Yeah, I talked to her yesterday."

"Really? I sent her a hey text two days ago but she has not replied. I wonder if she is mad at me or just busy."

by Teemak May 23, 2009

shank text

A text sent with the intent of causing one emotional hurt & or sending some one a text just to piss them off..a text that is like the prison tool(a shank)used to make a quick hurtful stab.

Jill cheated on me so i sent her a shank text"... "Jack has been ignoring me lately so i sent him a shank text to piss him off

by RC_KC 87 October 11, 2010

Text Stocking

To text someone who doesn't know your number and sometimes pretend to be someone else to learn about them.

Kelly "I get these text from this guy i don't know."
James "Oh?! Well what does he ask you?"
Kelly "He asks me questions about myself."
James "Oh, well he is text stocking you."

by Justin Ryan! January 22, 2009

Text Bestfriend

Your besfriend over text but not real life.

Oh man I was up until 3:00 AM with my text bestfriend! She had the funniest story about a kangaroo ever!

Gurl: *giggles looking on her phone*

Boi: Hey babe who are you texting?

Gurl: Oh my text besfriend Jazzy! She's the best!

by Emmie13 October 5, 2016

texting tourrettes

(noun) when one cannot control ones fingers while texting, usually resulting in inappropriate or weird texts, occassionally to preists or exes

jenny: lets fuckkkkk

exboyfriend: uhh what???

jenny: oh sorry texting tourrettes!

by juliandorothy January 16, 2012

Joel text

Mythical, non existent

She thought he was gonna propose, but the proposal was Joel text.

by KyleD1972 March 3, 2021

Text-lexia

To incorrectly spell a word or multiple words in a text message, thus creating mass confusion.

*Cindy sends a text to Amy* "He's a ham! xD" Amy replies, "Ikr Lmo Cindxu." "What!?" "Sorry Cindy I have text-lexia."

by zjb95 January 3, 2011