Texas Treatment

When you slap someone really hard on the neck so it turns red, making them Texan because "redneck".

Bob gave Joe the Texas Treatment after he called him the reason condoms exist.

by SociopathicDuck January 7, 2019

text your ex day

text your ex day

girl 1:it’s october 27th uno what that means text your ex day

girl 2:definitely

by princesxox October 28, 2019

Text-Tastrophe

When you send a text to the wrong person on accident, and it is a really "bad" kind of text not meant for that person that you sent the text to.

"I sent the wrong text to him! It is a Text-Tastrophe!"

by CharChar101 April 24, 2020

Texas Dumpster

Taking a hot, steamy shit in someone’s backpack.

He’s gonna be surprised when he goes for his textbook. I did the old Texas dumpster in his new Jansport in the locker room.

As I reached into my backpack for my lunch I felt a semi-moist, warm viscous between my fingers and it was then I realized that I had been given a fresh Texas dumpster.

by Dick Onchin October 2, 2020

Texas Red

An outlaw living in the town of Auga Fria. Most thought he was dead, but he faked his death using a doppelganger. Now he is set to take revenge on the other outlaw who tried to kill him in the same town.

" Oh my god- is that Texas Red? No honey, its just a ghost, go back to bed. Are you sure its just a ghost dear? ...im not sure "

by The Real Mozu September 6, 2021

Turd Texter

A person who(while at work) retreats to the latrine to send text messages from their cell phone, while turding.

Mike always grabs his phone before heading to the stalls. An obvious sign of a Turd Texter.

by Vern_O February 22, 2009

Bad Text Decision

Bad text decisions are the texts that you know you should not, under any circumstances send, but you do. Often committed whilst super high or drunk, these texts seem like a good idea until you have pressed send. One common characteristic of bad text decisions is when you will ignore your friends' queries into who you are texting until said text is sent. After informing them, good friends will usually confiscate the phone.

Can also be shortened to BTD.

"So, is it bad if I just texted Kevin and told him I wanted him?" "You mean oldman creeper Kevin? Yes, that was a terrible idea, give me your phone before you make any more bad text decisions."

by The KickBack Kid February 5, 2010