Modelo switch

As a result of the coronavirus pandemic and the world population's shared negative association with the word, "corona," AB InBev beer company haulted production of Corona Extra. Many consumers have replaced the once popular beer with Modelo Especial without blinking.

Anyone: "Hey, what you drinking, a Modelo?

Human: "Yep. I made the Modelo switch!"

Anyone: "Nice, an even tastier alternative, really."

Human: "For sure. This change is permanent, no doubt."

by Fauxless April 27, 2020

Him-switch

A girl who has the same relationship with different men. Says all the same things to them (there the handsomest

best sex ever etc) everything's the same just a different guy. Can't stay single.

She has another boyfriend already, shes regular him-switch

by Mac source January 9, 2021

Light Switch Policy

Light Switch Policy is a policy formulated by a country, organization or entity suffering under unsustainable or poor economic condition meant to persuade other parties within international community to gain investment, loan or any form of financial support from other entity for a certain period of time or condition until it become sustainable to run their own economy to the point of self-reliance (even break off of previously established financial support agreement or foreign trade with other entity) which in the long run enters a new stage of gradually decline in economic growth up to the point of unsustainability, thus repeating the first stage. Therefore creating a cycle of inconsistent policies switching between opening (on) and isolating (off) attitudes regarding international agreement of financial support or foreign trade, just like a light switch.

North Korea might implement a new type of policy known as Light Switch Policy thus become open to international community for certain period of time and back to isolation in the next period.

by thelegendtwentyeven January 31, 2021

nintendo switch

when a man changes gender in an unstable fashion of gay humor

man got nintendo switched

by BassScroll27430 April 3, 2021

Salt Switcher

A person in a multiplayer game who always gets their way, and will proceed to keep switching to cheap characters/ characters deliberately and will proceed to adopt any annoying playstyle to get their way.

That Salt Switcher kept changing because I killed him once.
Salt Switchers are so easily angered man.

by kk5dire April 4, 2021

fireball.swifty

A social media influencer, a bad bitch, lesbian icon, did I mention social media influencer?

Have you seen the new Charli video?

No! I’ve been busy watching Fireball.Swifty!

by bri_ebi June 24, 2021

Nintendo Switch

The same console I can use on the toilet, and play on my PC at the same time. Solves the issue of hiding in a corner in game and hoping you aren’t killed due to having to defecate. Instead, sit in the corner of your bathroom in the toilet instead.

The Nintendo Switch is for people who want potato graphics.
—No, It’s for people who want potato graphics on the go.

by QuiteSeriousDefinitions August 18, 2021