weak socks

Socks that are lame, or not cool, typically worn by kasey.

Those are some weak socks

by BradPittttt0304 November 28, 2016

wool socks

a pair of super thick socks that a man forces onto a woman while she is in bondage.

He tied her up, shoved the wool socks into her mouth, and forced the socks onto her feet.

by fuzzysocks May 3, 2021

Sam House's socks of win

Socks which are incomprehensibly win.

Sam your socks...they're SO WIN

Sam what sort of win were you on when you bought those socks?

Hae you seen Sam House's socks of win? They are!

by The original FailBoy July 16, 2010

Looking for socks

The excuse given to your friends when you disappear into your bedroom for a quickie.

Man: Yo I'm back.
Friend: Dude were you two having sex?
Man: No dude, I was just looking for socks.

by pleasedgf October 9, 2011

Pair Of Pink Socks

When you and your partner prolapse both of your anuses and you shove your prolapsed ass into your partners gaped prolapse.

Last night me and my buddy Daniel made a pair of pink socks but the suction caused us to empty our bowels all over the floor.

by Jean_Kirk March 11, 2019

Quaker Oats stocks

Telling everybody you know to invest in Quaker Oats and taking over every product and making it Quaker Oats related

Would you like to invest in Quaker oats stocks.

by Thequakerguy November 15, 2021

i had a few socks

i used to have some socks
they got stolen
im sad now
secks

i had a few socks
"yo do you got any spare socks?"
"i had socks"
"get socks"

by socks man January 7, 2022