Splinex

A term used to describe a transcended knowledge which stands in the face of known and widely accepted facts (often scientific)

We don't KNOW that if we go to touch a table that our hand is not going to go through the table we are only basing this assumption on past experiences.

Additionally who is to say that 2 + 2 = 4 ? what is 4 ? maybe 4 is splinex.

by Big Phil 27 July 14, 2009

Splingo

The act of putting two words together to create one word that flows.

Guy 1: Man, I went to her house and her mom gave me macaroni and cheese, and it smelled like granola.
Guy 2: You mean like, granolaroni and cheese?
Guy 1: Haha SPLINGO!

by lolalinda April 11, 2010

Splinter me timbers

A masturbation related injury

Guy 1: *walking along awkwardly*
Guy 2: Hey buddy, what happened to you?
Guy 1: I was watching Mudhole Nuns Gone Wild 76 and got too excited, next thing I knew, splinter me timbers!
Guy 2: Oh my lawdy...

by PrinceCharming6.9 May 11, 2015

Splingledorf

Meaning great excitement or enthusiasm

"I just got accepted into my first choice college!"
"That's so splingledorf!"

by NoodleJamz November 26, 2016

Splintercourse

The act of having sex with a man who has a tiny dick.

His dicks so small it would be splintercourse instead of intercourse.

by Tinylynne74 March 9, 2017

splinkadoosh

One of those made up words you may use at random to throw the conversation off course.

1. Don't worry about it. That splinkadoosh will have it coming to him.

2. To have too many ridiculous things to describe someone or something, that is to say it is a splinkadoosh.

by Unknown Vocabularist April 1, 2017

Splinter train

The act of rubbing one's anus back and forth across a plank of wood in order to receive pleasure and, inevitably, splinters.

I splinter trained last night. Very enjoyable.

by Cucumber101 July 9, 2017