Small Town Girl 

An ugly fat chick who drives a pickup truck and listens to shitty country music. Most small town girls start having babies before they are finished high school, and they are often grandmothers when they are in their thirties.

Small town girls never use birth control, because they think only sluts do that. And besides, the lady who works the cash register at the only drug store in town is your mom's cousin and if you went there to buy condoms everyone in town would know about it within ten minutes. Instead, small town girls have three (or more) different kids with three (or more) different fathers.

You better run off to the big city and go to University, boy. You don't wanna end up married to some small town girl that you knocked up in grade 8.

Small Town Girl by Just Passin' Through November 26, 2009

Get Small 

to leave or walk/drive away; refers to the appearance of one diminishing in stature when walking away from an observer, or appearing to "get smaller"

I'm about to get small and go to my friend's house.

Get Small by Esteban F. January 17, 2008

Small Junk 

Used to describe a male with small genitalia; often associated with driving large 4x4 trucks in city areas to make up for lack manhood. Pussy or scared little man.

"That guy has small junk, driving that truck" or "You have small junk not being able to stand-up for yourself"

Small Junk by Dave Smithy April 5, 2010

small cocked roach 

loaded, sexually confused man with prepubescent genitalia. known to enjoy tranny porn, high heels, and popcorn. known to masturbate frequently on stranger's couches. favorite line is "but i'm straight" usually following a really bad gay i mean jay story.

I woke up to a small cocked Roach walking through my house last night!

small cocked roach by trannypornlover December 29, 2010

Small Text 

Engaging in small talk via text message.

Text Message Conversation:
A: "Sup?"
B: "Not much"
A: "Cool"
B: "...is there a point to this conversation?"
A: "Nope, just making small text."

Small Text by KBrass June 5, 2013

small business saturday 

The Saturday after Black Friday. This is the day when business' realize that they are screwed and start thinking about Chapter 13. They tried opening on Thanksgiving offering ridiculous discounts only to find out that it is costing them more in protests, petitions, and lawsuits then the profits they made for the day. Black Friday wasn't any better as most of the shoppers that came in were just looking at the items that they wanted to buy online cheaper then any Black Friday deal would have got them.

Joe: Hey did you go shopping on Black Friday or Small Business Saturday?

Dave: Nah man, I'm doing mine on Cyber Monday

small business saturday by StealthTSX November 30, 2013

Smallened 

The act of having something reduced in size.

Von Miller had his ears smallened after the 2016 superbowl.

Smallened by jerpaw August 28, 2016