Sex

Name: Sex Mug
Brand: Urban Dictionary
Price: 32.95 USD
Availability: InStock

Sex is like money, the more you have, the more you want. The less you have, the more you want !!!

-Hey let's have sex!
-No not tonight, I've got a headache
-Please, please please !!

by hysterik May 8, 2008

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Dick enters vagina......Wooohhhoo!!!
Man im having funnn
Man moves up and down, on top of lady.

My husband and I just bought our first apartment. We were sitting on the floor ( we hadn't moved in the furniture yet), eating ice cream. I looked over at him and back at the ice cream i felt the need to rub it onto his body and lick it off gently inch by inch. Quickly catching on he gave me a small smerk, as if to say " Yeah baby lets bang"!!! I reached over and grabbed his face in between my hands. We began to kiss. Licking each others lips:). He wrapped his arms around me and slid me on his lap. He then reached his hands under my shirt and unbuttoned my pants. I layed back on the floor letting him take over. I ripped off his shirt and licked up and down his chest. He took off my shirt and bra sucking on my breasts. soon we were completely naked, i made him stand up while i got on all fours. I grabbed his huge cock with both hands, shoved it in my mouth. His penis was so big i could barley fit it in my mouth. Man he got hard fast! Once he was fully hard i turned around still on all fours, he got his huge dick and shoved it inside me!i moaned with pleasure. FASTER!!! FASTER!!! HAAARRDERRR!!!!! I SCREAMED. the room quickly became filled with moans and screams of pleasure. we heard the doorbell and i got up to see who it was (still butt-naked) it was our next door neighbor. he asked to join and i agreed. he then got quickly undressed and started to eat me out. next thing i know both my husband and the neighbor were inside of me. i was so happy. best sex EVER!!!!!!!

by Linda the large;) June 20, 2009

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