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January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the feces hit the fan exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years aren’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
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The Republican Party

by skibidicum69 October 6, 2024
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Republican

cant drive, pro life, cats, terrible stickers on their car, named cindyann
That republican probably drives a Kia
by Chop cheese August 16, 2022
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Republican flu

COVID 19 specifically as experienced by those who advocate against masks and vaccines.
Bill refused to wear a mask, then died from the Republican flu.
by Silas Hawthorn September 9, 2021
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January Republican

One who, after ignoring every conceivable warning sign, now, suddenly, sees what everyone had been saying all along, feigning surprise at the end result, but only after the world has already watched the shit hit the fan, exactly as predicted.
January Republicans throwing Trump under the bus after supporting him for 4 years, you ain’t fooling anybody.
by NeigbourPlease January 19, 2021
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Republicanize

To preemptively accuse one's opponent of engaging in the very misdeeds one routinely engages in to avoid being called out for such actions.
In an unsuccessful attempt to draw attention away from their own lies, Fox News often republicanizes reputable news organizations.
by Coloradorit March 22, 2022
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Banana Republicanization

The transformation of previously diverse, interesting and cool urban areas into packaged and contrived suburban sameness, one cloned pseudo-trendy chic boutique and café at a time.
Listening to Parker and Logan only poured salt in my wounds at how Banana Republicanization has completely ruined San Francisco.
Parker: Let’s Uber to a café on Valencia Street for an organic-pour-over-single-source-fair-market-turmeric-agave coffee.
Logan: Which fauxhemian café? The one at the corner of 11th? 12th? 13th? 14th? 15th? 16th…?
Parker: That new one, Clones. Besides, I need product for my beard and some vinyl from next door at Posers. You know, the place with the tastefully arranged retro dusty junk from dad’s garage.
Logan: Perfect! Isn’t it great, living in the City? I’m so glad we don’t live in a superficial, contrived place like LA.

Parker: I know, let’s wear our matching custard brown jeans, $300 sneakerboots, and black start-up t-shirts.

Posesterfauxhemianclonepseudohemian clueless
by The Original Tankboy October 13, 2017
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