religass

Someone who claims to be morally superior but gleefully revels in the downfall or destruction of others.

When Stephen Hawking died, hundreds of religassess came out and announced joyfully, while feigning sadness, that he was burning in hell for denying god.

The religass love natural disasters because it gives them an opportunity to blame it on god being angry with homosexuals.

by Nutzen YerMouf May 14, 2018

get religion

A phrase which means to find faith, or simply go to a religious service.

"Todd really cleaned himself up after he got religion."

Person 1: "Services start in about 10 minutes."
Person 2: "Yeah, time to go get religion..."

by kraas April 24, 2008

relig

Abbreviation most often used for one who is religious to the point of being annoying

I was going to ask her out, but she was a relig.

by carl_sone May 5, 2010

Reign of Error

When the person in charge (supervisor, manager, etc...) is a total witless dick who can't do anything right. A negative effect on morale will necessarily follow during a prolonged reign of error.

Beaten Down Employee #1:

We all have to stay late tonight because Ned got the dates wrong and inventory has to be completed before morning.
Beaten Down Employee #2:
I'm so fucking tired of Ned's Reign of Error, he must be dealt with, swiftly!!!

by fred ledge September 11, 2011

Religion-holing

Technological and/or personal isolation, or real life acts of mayhem, usually by an organization or group, in order to “break down” a target so they’re sufficiently oppressed and more apt to believe or follow their beliefs. Usually targeting women or minority groups, this can involve the following:

1) destruction of personal property (ie., computers, car tires or engines)

2) isolation of loved ones and support structures (usually technologically via phones or Internet)

3) financial oppression - stolen identity, bank account fraud

4) mayhem in and around the home (food poisoning, clothing destruction, electrical power surges or outages, messing with animals)
5) targeted mayhem outside the home, including but not limited to: overt stalking, road rage

Most mayhem is deemed to be "accidental" by the victim, unless said victim sees mayhem-doers speeding away in a vehicle packed with wierd household shit, or the same vehicle trying to run them off the road, or tracks a stalker attempting to hack their computer at a local coffee shop, or until a hidden skype cam is set up within the home to remotely witness such events.

Jenny: I have been having all these wierd fucking events happen to me in the past year. I think I'll investigate if I'm a victim of Religion-holing.

by literalgrrl December 4, 2011

Religion

Religion is a bunch of people standing around talking about what they think God is like. Or, if they are not monotheists, they stand around and talk about what other stuff is like. They talk about multiple Gods, or magic, or stuff about why people are here.

Religion is a good way to find other people who want to stand around talking about God.

by MultiFest September 30, 2017

Religion

A belief of mass quantity, typically with some moral base, a 'sacred' text.
eg. Christianity-Bible
Judaism-Torrah
Muslim/Islam-Quran

Personally, i think religion is a fallacy!

by ThePuggyMinecart February 15, 2018