Pineapplist

Someone who is against pineapples and people who identify as pineapples

Guy 1: I hate pineapples
Girl: HOW COULD YOU IM A PINEAPPLE YOU PINEAPPLIST

by LePineapple April 23, 2018

Pineapple Smoothies

OK, I'M SORRY, HOW STUPID ARE YOU? FIRST, YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT A PINEAPPLE IS, AND NOW YOU HAVE TO SEARCH FOR A PPIINNEEAAPPPPLLEE SSMMOOTTHHIIEE!!!!!!!!!!! WHO THE HECK ARE YOU ANYWAY? AND WHY ARE YOU SSOO SSTTUUPPIIDD?!?!?!?!

YOU'RE JUST AN IDIOT! YOU SHOULD KNOW WHAT PINEAPPLES AND PINEAPPLE SMOOTHIES ARE!

by MysteriousBaldCreature12345 February 20, 2018

PineCone Nation

An unbeatable force. It is recommend to send sacrifices to them in order to keep peace with them. Under any circumstances do NOT insult one. The leader is the great Sydney PineCone

"holy fudge nuggets! It's the PineCone Nation!"

by PineCone Sydney May 7, 2018

Pineappular

(Pine-app-ular) the explanation of something very pinapply up the diameter of a pineapple

That's some pineappular stuff man

by AshHD100 April 4, 2018

Pineapple

A beautiful piece of heaven meant for consumption. Often stays hidden but sometimes steals the spotlight from the stars.

Gus: “Dude, was that the hidden pineapple right there?!”
Shawn: “It may be after all. Let’s slice it up for the road.”

by Yoipman5000 June 6, 2018

Pineapple Effect

A way to end relationships. When you are too awkward or simply cannot be bothered to find the words to break off any kind of relationship. Simply message the person you wish to end contact with the word "Pineapple" and boom! Relationship cancelled. Please Note: you must inform the person prior to your use of the Pineapple Effect otherwise it will be rather useless in this regard.

"Oh, I pineappled that guy. He was so annoying. He kept sending me dick pics!"

"Yeah, love using the Pineapple Effect!"

by Author5002012 June 14, 2018

pineapple ponytail

An extension of the pineapple hair, a pineapple haircut but with an extended ponytail at the end. Mostly practiced by hipsters, millenials, and other groups of exotic socialites.

Jake: Hey man, look at that guy’s ponytail.

Ralph: You dummy, that’s no ordinary ponytail; that’s a pineapple ponytail! Notice the way it trails down the sides of his bald head.

Jake: Oh, I see now. What a millennial.

by Eolerich May 19, 2018