Penis

what the hell, perv. on your computer looking up penis. get a life.

"you don't have a penis, you perv."

Penis by fgejyrth April 11, 2010

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the male genital organ of higher vertebrates, carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during sex.

That guy's penis was bigger than mount. Rushmore.

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A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.

Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?

Penis by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

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You have no penis

Penis by sexlord69 September 9, 2016

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Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

Penis by TheChair64 May 15, 2017

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penis

The funniest word that one could say in a conversation. Saying this will immediately make everyone in the room burst out laughing on the floor.

Guy 1: ur mo-
Guy 2: penis
Guy 1: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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The penis is the small PeePee that you are playing with right now because your alone, horney and gay.

I let my grandmother burtholamule play and suck my 1-inch Penis.