Definitions by Ritardondo

Penis 

A small and squishy object that gets longer and harder when the man sees something he likes and wants to fuck.

Hey babe, my penis is huge wanna go fuck?

Penis by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

8=D {()} 

The version of sex that your parents won't understand.

Mom: What is this? 8=D {()}
Child: It's a happy alien and his spaceship with a forcefield

8=D {()} by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

Booty 

Something Nicki Minaj likes to have a pene in.

I wanna shove my pene in Nicki Minaj's booty

Booty by Ritardondo September 22, 2016

inverted colors picture 

When color inversion is turned on, multiple images of lesbian sex and naked women appear.

Dude, I looked up inverted colors picture on Google and got really horny.

inverted colors picture by Ritardondo September 15, 2016