Definitions by TheChair64

Samuel 

Samuel is a type of guy with a long dick and big hairy balls. His dick is so long, when he goes pee, his dick whips out of his pants and sags down on the ground.

Brother: What the FUCK is that on your penis bro?
Samuel: You bitch, that is my dick you fuckin' asshole.
Brother: You callin' me a bitch and asshole?
Samuel: Yes and I just had sex and fucked your girlfriends pussy.

Samuel by TheChair64 July 13, 2017

Rusty

If your name is Rusty then you are the most fucking hot guy in the whole lot of assholes in the grade. You go upstairs every day you come home and your girlfriend sneaks upstairs into your bedroom. They strip down their clothes and Rusty holds girlfriend (Abby) BOOBS and the Abby holds onto Rusty's dick. They attack each other and fuck each other on the bed. Just imagine that.

Fuck me in de pussy Rusty

Rusty by TheChair64 July 13, 2017

Penis 

Penis is a slang word for dick or the name Samuel.
Did you know that if your name is "Thomas" then you have a 8-10 inch long dick.

I have a penis.

Penis by TheChair64 May 15, 2017

Motherfucker 

A woman who is cheating on her husband by having sex with another guy.

When I walk in the room I see my wife and my brother having SEX." You motherfucking asshole!". Having sex with my brother is not good. Here, why don't you suck my cock instead of watching porn all day and learning the skills of sex. You are a true motherfucking piece of shit to me from now on!!!"You are a motherfucker.

Motherfucker by TheChair64 April 16, 2017

Clean Crap 

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

Clean Crap by TheChair64 April 7, 2017

Butt 

Butt is the part of your body where you poop, for mooning, farting, and anal sex.

Samuel farted out of his butt.
I just had sex last night and bob shoved his dick up my butt.
I pooped out of my butt yesterday.
I am going to moon you at the party tonight.

Butt by TheChair64 April 7, 2017

SEX 

Where a man inserts his erect penis into a woman's vagina. Sometimes sex can include the sucking of the penis, oral sex, in which the woman is sucking the mans penis and the man is licking the woman's vagina, anal sex, or hand jobs. Sometimes a man invites a girl to his house. They both get naked and go in a bed. The man touches and grasps the girls boobs and his dick/penis is underneath the girls hairy vagina. After the intro, they both get on top of the bed and this is where the man inserts his penis straight up into the girls vagina making her wail. Or... The man stands up and the girl kneels on the bed and this is a perfect view of the mans dick. She then reaches her mouth over to the cock and sucks it.

A pizza delivery girl knocked on my door but she was naked. I let her come in and have sex with me. She slid her hand down the front of my underwear and grasped my dick. I got worried so then I fucked her in the pussy. She wailed. Just the sound of it made me fucking horny. She sucked my dick and I fucked her pussy. She was drunk. She said the words FUCK, Fuck over and over then said Fuck me in the ass boy. I fucked her in the pussy one last time. We drove out into town naked in my Audi R8. People starred at us. We went shopping together and I fucked her in the mall. We both got kicked out then she sucked my cock. Let's meet up again on Sunday she said when we both got arrested. Luckily we were room mates in jail so fucked each other all day long. It was the best day in my life.

SEX by TheChair64 April 7, 2017