Magcon

A group of untalented, immature, obnoxious and disruptive teenage boys who deem themselves "internet celebrities." This band of misfits travels across the country to "perform" their acts at hotels and various venues. These acts include: throwing water on each other, singing off key, jumping up and down and riding on hotel luggage carts. People actually pay to see this shit. The "Magcon Tour" has a strong, avid, cult-like following of horny, desperate and ditsy teenage girls who are absolutely infatuated with these boys. After the show, the boys usually go up to their hotel room and proceed to destroy it and post it on the internet.

I would honestly be extremely surprised if these kids are still "famous" in six months.

Immature Girl 1: "OMG Becky, those Magcon boys are having a show this weekend!"
Immature Girl 2: "Pssht, Jenny, that's SO last week. It's all about the Jonas Brothers now!"
Immature Girl 1: "Oh yeah, I like totally love them. They're like soo dreamy."

by 2400 SAT Score March 16, 2014

FOXNews Magic

A particularly blatant form of media spin and partisan hackery where a particularly embarassing or scandalous member of a political party is suddenly relabelled as a member of an opposition party in an attempt to deflect association with that shame or scandal away from one's own party onto another. Named after FOXNews, which was famous for "mistakenly" labelling Republican politicians caught in sex-related scandals as Democrats.

Right after Mark Foley was caught sending explicit messages to young male pages, the FOXNews Magic changed him from a Republican to Democrat.

by Del360 January 28, 2011

magic mint

The hallucinogenic drug known as diviner's sage, or Salvia divinorum in Latin. Though still legal in the U.S., there are proposals to ban it.

The name comes from its classification in the mint family by botanists.

Hey, Carmen, want to take a couple hits of this magic mint?

by J-C-G April 7, 2006

tits magee

someone who has abnormally large ta tas

dude at a party: that girl over there is tits magee

other dude: damn straight

by dyllpikle January 3, 2011

Magic Box

Television

Yo I gets home from work and I relax by watching my stories up on that magic box, you dig?

by saaavage March 22, 2009

slut magic

The ability of a woman to use her sexuality as well as learned tricks and skills (cooking, maintaining a well stocked beer section of the fridge, personal grooming (shaving everything every day), well thought through eye contact, pushup bras that are helpful but not misleading, etc.) to get a man to do what she wants and/or fall in love with her and/or sleep with her.

girl 1: "I don't know why I keep going out with all these guys but never getting one to date me/sleep with me?!" (whine, whine, whine)
girl 2: "Well let's start you off with the most basic rules of Slut Magic: Did you shave your legs? Did you offer him a beer when he brought you home?"
girl 1: "No"
girl 2: "Well there you go sweety. You can't get any if you aren't prepared for it."

by Envy4 October 6, 2011

crystal magic

A dark, gleaming energy that surrounds a person, place, or thing, making it inevitable that shit will hit the fan. If something or someone is cursed by crystal magic, you better find a way to reverse the curse before it's too late!

Computer: Glitches and neglects to save your work before closing
Student: FUCK! This crystal magic piece of shit is fucking CURSED! GOD DAMMIT!!!!!

Computer: I'm about to end this student's whole career!

by coffee_by_the_pot March 23, 2021