Verb. The act ejaculating on an erect penis. Can be a solo endeavor, but usually follows anal missionary sex. See also; Painting the Shaft , and Buttered Sausage.
by Grundlethunder October 22, 2025
Get the Greasing the Polemug. Refers to an individual, often toxic or narcissistic, who cunningly presents themselves as the ideal partner or friend, attempting to lure others into a relationship that proves difficult to escape. Much like a literal grease trap in plumbing that captures and retains undesirable substances, this person uses deceit and manipulation to ensnare others emotionally or romantically.
The term emphasizes the slippery and challenging nature of disentangling oneself from the relationship once entrapped. It serves as a cautionary metaphor for individuals who feign positivity and charm while concealing ulterior motives. Identifying a "grease trap" involves recognizing red flags early on to avoid being ensnared in a relationship that may prove detrimental in the long run.
The term emphasizes the slippery and challenging nature of disentangling oneself from the relationship once entrapped. It serves as a cautionary metaphor for individuals who feign positivity and charm while concealing ulterior motives. Identifying a "grease trap" involves recognizing red flags early on to avoid being ensnared in a relationship that may prove detrimental in the long run.
After months of what seemed like a fairy-tale romance, I realized they were nothing more than a grease trap, concealing their true intentions behind a facade of charm and sweetness.
After months of seemingly genuine friendship, I realized that he was nothing more than a grease trap, concealing his true intentions behind a facade of warmth and camaraderie.
Sarah was initially captivated by Jake's charismatic charm, but over time, she began to suspect that he was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing his manipulative nature behind a façade of ideal partnership.
"After months of bliss, I realized that Mary was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing her true nature while ensnaring me in a relationship that became nearly impossible to escape."
After months of seemingly genuine friendship, I realized that he was nothing more than a grease trap, concealing his true intentions behind a facade of warmth and camaraderie.
Sarah was initially captivated by Jake's charismatic charm, but over time, she began to suspect that he was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing his manipulative nature behind a façade of ideal partnership.
"After months of bliss, I realized that Mary was nothing more than a grease trap, skillfully concealing her true nature while ensnaring me in a relationship that became nearly impossible to escape."
by The Grease Trap Chronicles December 24, 2023
Get the Grease Trapmug. The white slimy substance that is ejaculated out of the male genitalia at the point of climax, whether alone or with a partner.
by Funkfish February 21, 2018
Get the penile greasemug. The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole on the back of the toilet.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle.
Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle.
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug. The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug. by Swamp donkey January 13, 2022
Get the Dungeon Greasemug. The shit smear left on the back of the toilet seat. Commonly caused by explosive diarrhea or incorrectly positioning your asshole.
"At last year's company holiday party I got so drunk I accidentally left a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
"I took this girl home from the bar last night, when I woke up she was gone...but the skank left me a grease shingle as a parting gift." #greaseshingle
"Donald Trump's hair looks like a grease shingle."
"Yo bro, quit being such a grease shingle."
by M&TfromtheDeli June 28, 2016
Get the Grease Shinglemug.