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A person that will apply fruit roll up dye to your eye ball for $0.50 in the first grade. He made ~$13 from this business deal while simultaneously not having the brain capacity to realize he ate the entire apple core, exclaiming 'Where's the apple core?!' after consuming an entire apple core.
That cunt that looks like he is on heroin, what a Gordon!
Gordon by Arrival_ July 18, 2020

Gordon Ramsay 

big mean
Gordon Ramsay by TapCat February 10, 2021

gordon ramsey

a British lad who screams at people because they are cows
Gordon Ramsey said my food is gay
gordon ramsey by jaaaaakdeeee March 8, 2021

Gordon Shower 

Similar to a Golden Shower, however whilst giving them the shower, you proceed to shout Gordon Ramsay's insults at them whist you shower them.
Gary - "You like that you fucking donkey?"
Michelle - "Yes chef! I love your Gordon Showers"
Gary - "You idiot sandwich"
Gordon Shower by MudderFukcer March 24, 2021

Gordon Shower 

A fetish act of taking a shower in a mix of camel's piss and milk to possibly cure all diseases.
My boss wanted us to take a Gordon shower to reach a 30% boost in our immunity.
Gordon Shower by word_wiz April 13, 2021
Gordon is the sexiest man on earth, the way his luscious thick ass jiggles as he walks, his beautiful chocolate skin and most importantly his amazing cowboy hat. I just want him to ride me like a horse and have his way with me, spread me wide open and go to town on my soft ass.
Me and Gordon were in the car our eyes met, my heart was pounding as he came closer and took the virginity from my lips I could feel his course beard rub on my face. We proceeded to do things that would get us kicked out of any church we may enter. God I love Gordon.
Gordon by Captcop May 26, 2021