solar flares

A dimwit; a jerk and definitely not the most brilliant crayon in the box.

"Some solar flare got a zero on the math exam."

by The Anna-lator November 1, 2003

Pussy flake

When your preforming oral on a girl and a pubic hair falls in your mouth

John-"yo I was eating this girl out last night and a pussy flake flew in my mouth"

by YUNG LEAN BEAN ON THE SCENE March 1, 2017

spit flames

To try to attract the other gender with your words.
Freestylin to a bitch

hey look at that dime nigga go spit flames.

by taulman December 31, 2008

solar flares

The leftovers of fuzz after a blond guy shaves his 'i-think-it's-a-beard-but-not-really, before he can really get the hang of it. Frequently accompanied by a red rash (adding to the flare) as well as itching, irritated skin.

"Dude, did you just shave for the first time?"
"Uh..no...I've been shaving for a long time...since I was like, 10..."
"No way dude, you must really suck at it then cuz u got such a solar flare..."

by Lara November 1, 2003

flake job

Anyone not of sound mind, or who's behavior could cause them to be construde as such.

"It was minus fifteen degrees, with a foot of snow covering the ground, when this flake job rode his motorcycle into my shop today."

by D. Gould February 10, 2007

fakespeak

A manner of speaking in non-real terms; using catch phrases and in-jokes to replace actual words and expressive language.

"We don't say real words to each other anymore..and fakespeak has taken the place of our old conversations when we said real things."

by Meanstatter September 20, 2006

fakestagram

Noun: An image cropped to square with a vintage or other filter that is made without use of the Instagram application. Typically use by people who are too hip and/or poor to own a smartphone.

Verb: to create and/or share a snapshot as previously described. Could include Polaroids or doodles. Why not?

Yo man, check out all these old Fakestagrams I found in my mom's attic.

by JohnnyApocalypse May 4, 2014