focked

when someone is fake shocked

Stephy says:
haha

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you look shocked

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you can' be that surprised

Stephy says:
no im not

Stephy says:
im faking shocked... 'focked'

Stephy says:
lol

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you're focked?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
you've focked yourself?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i'm shocked

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
are you really shocked or just pretending?

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i don't know

Stephy says:
because if youre just pretending

Stephy says:
then you're focked too

Stephy says:
hahah

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
are you saying you focked me?

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
yes

Stephy says:
i believe so

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
i didn't even notice

Stephy says:
lol

Stephy says:
that needs to go in urban dicionary

If only the Cinquecento came in a 1L version says:
may already be there

Stephy says:
lol but not under the meaning 'fake shocked'

by fizzbog January 19, 2008

toe fucked

The act of being ass fucked by someones big toe.

That nasty bitch toe fucked me last nite.

by craig newland March 10, 2004

facked

past tense of fack; also see fuck

yeah, see that girl over there? we totally facked.

by shhhhhhamalamadingdong December 16, 2007

Fucked in the face

To be on the recieving end of outrageously bad misfortune

I got fucked in the face by work when they sent me to the Siberia branch.

by Rally5 June 11, 2011

i fucked my dog

When you fuck you dog in the ass

Dude i got so drunk and i fucked my dog

by Clioonline March 8, 2018

You Done Fucked Up

This phrase can be said by the other party when you mess/screw/fuck up very badly.
Based on a true story that happened to me:

*making out with girl at party*
Me: "you know you looking hella fine tonight Irina- OH SHIT I MEANT IRIS"
Iris: YOU DONE FUCKED UP NOW
*girl exits room and leaves me alone in bed*

I literally got cockblocked by my shitty name memory

by spageeetti August 28, 2021

all fucked out

The point at which all of one's sexual energy is expended.

Slut: "I want some more."

Guy: "Sorry, slut, but I'm all fucked out."

by Don Bliss April 22, 2008