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Anti-French Sentiment

A xenophobic and prejudiced view that all French people are arrogant pussies. Prevalent especially among Americans (most of whom have never met a French person), which is ironic as France is the nation most responsible for America's rise to prominence. Even the monument most often identified with America, the Statue of Liberty, was donated to the USA by the French.

Holding that all French people are prissy, arrogant pansies is about as well-founded as holding all Americans obese, retarded fuckbags. Generalizing this allegation displays the same kind of arrogance you reproach the opposite side with.
"Xenophobic American: Go eat cheese with the French, you unpatriotic pussy!"
by Servant Of Progress November 8, 2004
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flenched

When somebody clears a room with a proper nasty smell, usually by breaking wind or even an awful burp!
damn tommy jus flenched, and now everyones left
by Alan J G October 5, 2006
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French Shirley

A French Shirley is when a two people are having sex and the woman climaxes and then robs the man of climax right before the man is about to cum.
that bitch pulled a french shirley on me last night when we were fucking.
by joykiller13t March 9, 2009
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French Tom

When you ejaculate on a man or woman s face underneath the nose in the shape of a handle bar mustache.
Dude i totally gave Alice a French Tom last night. I even got some in her nose.
by Mark Timmothy May 11, 2009
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french zamboni

When you are not happy with someone, for any reason, work yourself up a bad case of swamp ass, then drag it in lines up and down their body while they sleep, leaving behind a distinctly french smell.
She wouldn't go down on me, so I splooged on the back of her work clothes, and gave her a french zamboni
by tanbeidio June 20, 2009
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french canadian

An individual who lives in Quebec or in other french community in Canada ( And there are a few! Just get off that couch and discover the world you live in, you ignorant!).

The biggest concentration of them are located in Quebec (the province).

Not to be confused with The Brayons, living in the northern part of New-Brunswick (a lot of them will speak a fluent, yet in a funny accent, english. And if you address a citizen in french, they'll respond in a "good enough french", but you oughta know some english!).
New-Brunswick officially declares itself bilingual (french-english). Go figure.

Cajuns people (called "Acadiens", "Cadiens" or "Cayens" in french) also have their own dialect called Chiac (pronounced SHE'ACK (no pause)). It's spoken by most cajuns of southern New-Brunswick, although canjuns' elite tend to snob it and will either use a well-spoken french or english. That's mainly because chiac's known to be of a strong redneck-from-the-far-east french pronunciation plus a few english words. One can use less or more english... it's complex. I personally never lived there to fully grasp it, although my roots are from Quebec's far east.
Members of the band Radio-Radio raps in chiac. check it out on You-Tube.
-Salut, je suis un québécois et, par conséquent, un canadien français. Et toi?
-Hi, I'm a quebecer and consequently a french canadian. What about you?

Some chiac, in 'Cliché Hot' from Radio-Radio :

-1 frippe, 2 frippe, 3e frippe aussi?
-T'as pas besoin d'prescrition, ta première frippe est free!
translates to :

"1 fry, 2 fry, a 3rd fry too?"
"You ain't need a prescription, you're first fry's free!
note that Quebecers say "frite", not "frippe"
by KUTR March 22, 2011
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French Lawnmower

A sex act involving a male and two females.

A man has intercourse whilst holding the legs of a woman from behind, who is simultaneously performing oral sex on another woman below.

Derivative of the wheelbarrow.
"Why Geoffrey, that was a wild french lawnmower we had with Beryl after bowls."
by stupocalypto October 23, 2011
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