crumpet eating fuck

See wordBritish/word.

I'm going to go shoot that crumpet eating fuck because he has his way with little kids.

by Concerned Citizen August 26, 2003

Eating cake

A SFW way of saying to masturbate.

"I plan to spend most of today at my computer eating cake."

by The Daft one February 8, 2010

eating shit

to hang out, or to imply people gossiping

We were at the mall, eating shit.

I walked away 'cause they were eating shit, and Mary's my friend.

by Mekka April 23, 2004

Ass Eating Season

Around late December to late February where everything has ice on it and when you try to walk you eat ass

Its Ass Eating Season, meaning falling down on ice during the winter months

by W0RDM4K3R February 14, 2021

Eating a pear

Yet another term for masturbation.

Svetlana: What's up?

You: Just eating a pear.

Svetlana: Oh, I won't interupt then, have a good time I guess.

by Teh Vesti sucks March 29, 2009

Extinguish that hoe

It's when your having sexual intercourse with a woman, and when you ejaculate in her face, she passes out.

DaMarcus: Maan! What happen' do dat ho last nite?

Tyrone: Shii, we had sum fun! I extinguish that hoe!

by endrefm December 10, 2009

eating a brownie

Eating out an asshole.

I dont like eating a brownie on the first date. That is more of a third date kind of thang.

by anallickits May 28, 2014