A situation in which a seemingly normal or routine event either works in an unexpected way or not at all. Rarely reproducible, the phenomenon is as fleeting as it is confusing.
by Ed's Coworker April 1, 2007
Get the Ed Effect mug.An Ed Gilbert is the act of taking a haymaker punch to the vagina. The aim of the Ed Gilbert is to become imbedded fully into the uterus of the recipient, at which point the puncher will begin to masturbate with his own feet, until semen spurts out of every known orifice on the human body. By the end of the Ed Gilbert the puncher will have lost his arm inside the uterus and will begin to stimulate ovulation in the female. This is commonly how the average man and woman will complete coidis. To ensure fertilisation the final actions of the Ed Gilbert include taking a two footed kick and a flying head butt at the anus of the female. Only one in five parcipiants ever survive this mating ordeal.
by Gdgdvccb January 13, 2014
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Having a skinny figure while having a minor pot belly. Once you notice an Ed belly, you typically want to proactively address it as soon as possible. It is another term for an ecto-belly. Relates to the show Ed, Edd n Eddy.
As noted in the show Ed, Edd n Eddy, occasionally an Ed belly can pop up out of nowhere.
Some people don't even notice Ed's Ed belly, as he's the friendliest guy in the office.
Dude in front of me looked like a starving stick figure, but when I came face to face with him, he surprisingly had an Ed belly.
Some people don't even notice Ed's Ed belly, as he's the friendliest guy in the office.
Dude in front of me looked like a starving stick figure, but when I came face to face with him, he surprisingly had an Ed belly.
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Get the ed_sheerans_mom_ mug.1. The result of not being through said 'threshold' of a class when the bell has completely stopped ringing.
2. The act of getting your school ID scanned by a machine, getting a tardy on your school record and receiving an unexcused pass from an administrator or rent-a-cop.
3. What happens to the poor defenseless saps who attend a Plascotrac supporting school when they are in the hallways without a pass... whether they have a good reason or not.
2. The act of getting your school ID scanned by a machine, getting a tardy on your school record and receiving an unexcused pass from an administrator or rent-a-cop.
3. What happens to the poor defenseless saps who attend a Plascotrac supporting school when they are in the hallways without a pass... whether they have a good reason or not.
-Don't Plasco me, bro!
-Dude, I totally just got Plasco'ed for lunch while trying to move my car during lunch.
-I saw the light, I made it through the 'threshold' and then the demons pulled me by the collar out of the classroom and had me Plasco'ed just because they could. So then I wasted about 15 minutes walking to the nearest station and back to class...
-Dude, I totally just got Plasco'ed for lunch while trying to move my car during lunch.
-I saw the light, I made it through the 'threshold' and then the demons pulled me by the collar out of the classroom and had me Plasco'ed just because they could. So then I wasted about 15 minutes walking to the nearest station and back to class...
by Glenbardian August 31, 2010
Get the Plasco'ed mug.In short... to get jewed mainly for money but sometimes for material objects.
Two guys agree to meet at a concert and will buy tickets at the door.
Guy 1: shows up early and buys his ticket with cash.
Guy 2: shows up and is completely baffled that thet don't accept plastic for tickets. Guy 2 then says to guy 1 '' can you buy me a ticket... I have no cash''1.
Since guy 1 is a good friend he fronts guy 2 the loot for the ticket.
Guy 2 has sucessfullt dulac'ed guy 1 for the cost of the ticket!!!
Two guys agree to meet at a concert and will buy tickets at the door.
Guy 1: shows up early and buys his ticket with cash.
Guy 2: shows up and is completely baffled that thet don't accept plastic for tickets. Guy 2 then says to guy 1 '' can you buy me a ticket... I have no cash''1.
Since guy 1 is a good friend he fronts guy 2 the loot for the ticket.
Guy 2 has sucessfullt dulac'ed guy 1 for the cost of the ticket!!!
Borrowing money with agreement to pay it back. When it comes time to pay the money back the borrower says something like ''well, I bought you a beer back in the 90's so I shouldn't have to pay you back.
Dude just got dulac'ed!!!!
Dude just got dulac'ed!!!!
by the fn man September 1, 2013
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