A person who speaks in an unintelligible manner, as if they had a dick in their mouth while trying to speak.
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by Frustrated EMT August 12, 2017
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When the dick is so good that your mind literally cannot function normally for several days to weeks after intercourse. symptoms include blushed cheeks, muddled thoughts, poor decisions are guaranteed. moments of complete brain fog and daydreaming of said dick replaces all logical thought.
by Naudia Sullivan May 14, 2019
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I know Brandon is hung, but Joey wont stop talking about his dick. He totally has a bro dick fetish.
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