Computer Mouth

Bad breath resulting from sitting in front of one's computer too long. It is very similar to morning breath.

Husband return home from work and leans in to kiss his wife. "What a long day. I sat at my computer and didn't move for 8 hours," he says. Wife replies, "WOW! you're not kidding, you've got a serious case of computer mouth. You should go brush your teeth before you think about kissing me."

by Matthew Michael Wesley October 17, 2008

Computer View

In film, the shot where people are looking into the camera as if it were a computer.

My favorite part of the scene was the computer view the director used in the beginning.

by Ross Alagna January 16, 2009

computeratated

Having an excessive amount of time with or related to computers.

She is always on FaceBook! She is sooo computeratated!

by computerdude June 17, 2009

compucation

A period of time ranging from a long weekend to a couple of weeks in which maximum productivity and relaxation occur due to the absence of a computer.

My house is in shambles and the kids are being neglected . . . I am due for a compucation.

by azislander October 18, 2009

computerfaaltje

When a computer fails.

My computer just failed.

OMG A COMPUTERFAALTJE!

by regjezuigt September 6, 2010

Computer Shopper Letters

Like "Penthouse Letters" for PC builds.

See this months Computer Shopper Letters?

NEEEEEEEEEERD BONER!

by devidos November 9, 2012

computer illiterate

a term of endearment/sarcasm/ insult, depending on the situation, for one's old man (father) or old lady (mother)

boy: yoohoo, dad, my favorite computer illiterate, please give me cash for my weekly candy portion, well if you don't want to give me my allowance.

father: stop calling me a computer illiterate, young man, cuz I am a computer engineer by profession, please improve your vocabulary and then come back and talk to me comme du monde

by Sexydimma August 31, 2012