The Best friend in the world. Cutest guy ever. Curly blond hair, which is by the way extremely cute. Really pretty eyes. And a extreeeeeeeeemmlley adorable smile.(: He doesn't believe is cute or hot or a gigantic sweetheart, but he really is. (: His bestfriend's name is Amber.(: She totally doesn't deserve him and has a gigantic crush on him. D: It is extreemly obviously she really likes him and its kind of pathetic. Oh well. Cooperbear is what makes the world go round.(: Mainly because he is so darn perfect.. (:
Cooperbear is my favorite.
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