Chokester 

A person who tries his hardest, but always comes up short.

Hey Martin. You are the biggest chokester I have ever met. Maybe next year.

Chokester by Jay-money April 27, 2014

chokey wanky 

When playing charades and trying to convey Auto erotic asphyxiation but relaying the answer as Chokey Wanky

Richard did so much chokey wanky last night he went blue in the face.

chokey wanky by ALEXOUS1 June 10, 2018

Dick Choker 

A cock sock, the goalie, a johnny bag, just another name for a condom.

Steve was raw dogging Sarah when she made him put on a dick choker which caused him to lose his erection

Dick Choker by Bryan Pott October 22, 2011

I choked on my latte 

A regular in social media and journalist parlance, used to express disbelief at comments or actions that stand on pretense. Alternatively it is a barb or quip used to lampoon pretentiousness when in any way detected from an interlocutor.

"When I heard that the arts minister hadn't heard of the French new wave, I choked on my latte"

I choked on my latte by Hoherbass October 9, 2019

Backseat chicken choker 

When you are driving with four people in the car and your friend in the backseat is getting a Blow Job while laughing uncontrollably. Typically the people in the front seat are unaware of what is happening behind them.

Person 1- Dude I heard Gabe got a Backseat chicken choker in your car.
Person 2- Yea i didn't even notice because i was driving.
Person 1- Dude that guy is a legend.

Backseat chicken choker by Gods Of Aesthetics January 2, 2015

Chode Wieser 

Someone who is an asshole,
Or mean or Annoying.

Man he's an Asshole,

No he's just a Chode Wieser...

Chode Wieser by FudgeEyeNuh August 30, 2009

chodeapode

diverged from the two words "chode" and the plural form of platapus or "platypode" the word chodeapode is a platypus whos penis is twice the mass of the rest of its body.

the chodeapode's penis was so big that it weighed him down when he swam.

chodeapode by the platypode March 30, 2010