Bullshit Bump 

A Bullshit Bump occurs when someone throws a wrench, negatively impacts or otherwise throws a bump into your plans.

Ugh. Bill is saying he moved the location of the gathering all the way to the other end of town an hour before the meeting time. He’s always throwing Bullshit Bumps.

Bullshit Bump by YourBoyBlue October 26, 2020

bible bump 

A giant bump that you hit with a bible to cure. Commonly found in the Wild West.

Looks like ol davie got himself a bible bump again.

bible bump by The Texan Pennsylvanian April 19, 2021

pussy bump 

•When your gal pal thrusts her pussy into yours out of nowhere and yells pussy bump!

•Pussy bumps directly into the other pussy and ricochets off creating a spiritualistic energy that radiates between souls.

The friends were casually holding hands while deep in conversation about their future plans as chicken farmers when out of nowhere Angel pussy bumped Janel.

pussy bump by ex girlfriend_420 April 21, 2021

Peruvian bump 

When you breakdown meth, draw it up with a syringe and squirt it up your ass to get high!!

They wanted to high so we gave them a Peruvian bump!!

Peruvian bump by MothrFuckr June 29, 2021

Glee Bump 

The inability to experience the full effect of positive news, events, and/or outcomes due to the immediate internal need to process resulting changes to routines, plans, etc.

When she excitedly handed me her college acceptance letter I hit a glee bump, wondering how we were going to afford it.

Glee Bump by Magpie Greene January 14, 2022

Feta-Bump 

A word created to describe the action of snorting a thick clump of fermented cum, which is typically laced with fetynal.

Anna had a rough night after George gave her a feta-bump.

Feta-Bump by trollinghannah March 25, 2022

The Jesus Bump 

Noun

1. Euphemism for awkward Christian sex.

2. Christian dry humping

3. Mormon anal sex

4. A dance move done by Christians in which they spread their arms out to the side to look like Jesus on the cross. Then with feet together hop to the beat of music with knees barely bending. Palms facing forward.

Verb

-ed, ing

The act of doing any of the above

Dude, that Mormon girl; she's totally down for the Jesus Bump.

Yea, man, she was so uptight. But she let me Jesus Bump that.

Man, that Baptist girl was a freak. We did the Jesus bump and soaking.

The Jesus Bump by Undercommons September 3, 2014