Brown Elevens

The mark left in your underwear after relieving yourself from a deep anal itch.

Man, my asshole itched so bad; I don't think the brown elevens will ever wash out of my undies.

by NoodleFag November 22, 2018

brown massage

When flatulence is passed onto an unexpected person with skin contact

Sam just gave me a brown massage in the break area.

by Rod Byron January 17, 2018

Brown Gonzalez

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.

Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!

by needs4crying May 25, 2009

brown ankled

waking up with your foot up someone's arse and having not the faintest idea of how it got there

"Hello Sven, I see your new boyfriend is limping quite badly this morning"
"Yes, I'm afraid that we both had too much to drink last night and somehow I brown ankled him"

by Daniel le Cont October 29, 2011

Brown Tumbler

When one takes a dump in one's dryer and turns it on turning it into the brown tumbler.
It's in the same category as a Upper Decker.

At a party go into the laundry room take a dump in the dryer, preferably a top load, and proceed to turn it on and do the Brown Tumbler.

by Myra Meins December 14, 2010

Soper and Brown

The act of twirling around like Julie Andrews from The Sound of Music, while bare assed.

Whoa, that dude is twirling like he’s on some Geneva st. Meth.
Thats called the Soper and Brown, because he has no pants. Donald Duck style.

by Axisradio.ca April 5, 2021

brown tears

1. A drop of brown fluid secreted by the anal gland and diffused between the brown-eye and butt-cheeks to moisten the anus and facilitate bowel evacuation.

2. A secretion of profuse tears that overflow from the brown-eye and dampen güche/sphincter and/or surrounding area(s).

Fuck me, after eating Mexican last night my brown-eye shed a few brown tears.

by Don McGueef May 26, 2014