rate of broke

a calculation that grad students commonly make in the last one to two years of their studies. This calculation enables one to see how much time will pass until they are dead broke.

The rate of broke is customarily defined as the monthly rate at which graduate students approach Absolute Broke.

Typically, this calculation is relevant only for graduate students who are extremely frugal and accepted less financial aid than necessary to live assuming they would make up for the shortage of funds through the course of their program.

This rate is defined as the slope of the linear regression trend line that is the sum of all current assets and cash flows into the future.

Assuming:
y is dollar amounts
x is time in months

y = -717.93 x + 8391.6

Rate of Broke:
$717.93 / month

Time to Absolute Broke:
y = 0

x = 11.688 months until Absolute Brokeness

Chris: i did the rate of broke calculation....

Fred: and....

Chris: i have 5 months of finances

Fred: getting a job will decrease your rate of broke dude

Chris: menial labor, here i come

by DocOnDuty May 10, 2010

You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke

Irish slang
you would have sex with a particular girl if the tv was broken. Can also mean she is an average looking girl . Usallay said in a joking manner.

Guy 1:"You'd Give Her A Poke If The Telly Was Broke."
Guy 2: "I agree."

by supermadcow124 April 19, 2016

brokeback restaurant

A restaurant where you go and you or any member of the male sex are hit on by a gay waiter.

Waiter - hey there big guy would you like another beer? (licks lips)

You - AAAH BROKEBACK WAITER AT A BROKEBACK RESTAURANT!!!

by para para May 15, 2006

Broke off

Broke off adjective to be agitated angry annoyed disgruntled frustrated irritated or otherwise upset someone or with a situation.

Thomas feeling rather broke off after his wife Rayna had told him he'd have to sleep in the shed.

by Ginger #1 of the Shady B January 21, 2017

Booker

To become so filled with feigned outrage that one makes a fool of him/herself in front of a national TV audience.

The guy went full-0n Booker and everyone laughed at him.

by Buiti Binafi January 17, 2018

brokeback heaven

the resting place, the heaven, of gays and lesbians.

- Do you take this man as your lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better or for worse, for richer or for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish, on earth and brokeback heaven?"

- I do! I do!

by NeveMindWho April 20, 2006

Boke

(Boh-ke)
The past tense of bike(verb). To have ridden a bicycle(noun).

I boke to school today. We boke in the park.

by jeremia4263 June 6, 2011