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Bettel

A person that's always nervous and on edge but very nice to be around. They are usually the clown/funny person in the group
"Did you heard yesterday? Bettel made a joke that have the entire cafeteria laughing,love that guy!"
by Kiroro January 14, 2023
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earthquake battery

A fact that you say with authority because it sounds plausible, even though you're not sure if you actually heard it somewhere or just made it up.
"Gazelles can totally stand up and run just minutes after being born. Actually, I'm not sure about that. That might just be an earthquake battery."
by Kagedtiger January 30, 2009
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There better be a dead body

This Phrase is used to describe a common event that is often boring, but in hopes the event is because of an exciting reason which would cause it to be an exciting event.
In the case of a School Assembly, "There better be a Dead Body!" Says Byakuya Togami as he heads to the Assembly.
by Ultimate Detective November 27, 2015
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Chris Batten

The bassist/backing vocals of Enter Shikari and a complete sex bomb. Probably spends his spare time shagging Rou Reynolds in a minorly kinky fashion. "Is this a three-way? It can't be done!" "Go do some fuckin' work Keef."
Friend: Chris Batten touched me.
Me: *dies*
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by Privatecocky July 9, 2016
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corn-battered hotdog

A sexual act that involves vomiting on a dick during a blowjob.
The blowjob was fantastic until she gave me a corn-battered hotdog.
by SavageSkittles January 11, 2017
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Butt Batter

When your poop isn't solid and resembles a pancake batter consistency.
Oh Nanci, I can't make it into work today. I have a severe case of butt batter.
by Jawsh00 May 21, 2017
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butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with
At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!
by Varrdg November 17, 2017
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