When something absolutely insane happens. So insane that a more intense reaction than wtf is needed.
Person 1: "Dude last night I made out with my stalker ex while I was plastered at a party." Person 2: "yikes on fucking bikes
by superkirbyman June 8, 2018
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1) I was taking my new Schwinn out for a ride last night and came across a jogger, whom I seduced to the point of receiving a bikejob.
2) Mike got a bikejob last night while he was biking on his paper route.
3) Alex happened upon a bike at the edge of the road and got a bikejob by the time he got to the end of the block.
2) Mike got a bikejob last night while he was biking on his paper route.
3) Alex happened upon a bike at the edge of the road and got a bikejob by the time he got to the end of the block.
by Hybrid1989 March 21, 2009
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A biker is some one who not only owns a motorbike but rides it for pleasure as well as mere transport. They tend to be a friendly bunch but any who crosses them will be "persuaded" not to do so again!
by Mortuus February 25, 2004
Get the biker mug.1.You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.
3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.
4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.
5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.
6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.
7. It's best to have a soft place to land.
8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.
9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.
10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.
11. Once you learn, you never forget how.
12. If you fall off get right back on.
13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.
14. Remember to signal before you change direction.
15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.
16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.
17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.
18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.
person1: do u know why sex is like bikes
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
person2: no
person1: once u learn u never forget how to do it
person2: haha ye
by DJ SPYKERZ(SCOUSED OUT) June 24, 2009
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Most Bad Weather Bikers don't really dig riding in the rain; the name echoes the attitude of the bad machines they ride: Thunderbolts, Lightnings, Cyclones, Blasts, Firebolts, and Ulysses, the big bad storied hero of legend who persevered through some of the baddest of bad weather ever.
Everyone enthused about Buell™® motorcycles, Buell™® rider or not, is welcome
Most Bad Weather Bikers don't really dig riding in the rain; the name echoes the attitude of the bad machines they ride: Thunderbolts, Lightnings, Cyclones, Blasts, Firebolts, and Ulysses, the big bad storied hero of legend who persevered through some of the baddest of bad weather ever.
Everyone enthused about Buell™® motorcycles, Buell™® rider or not, is welcome
by XBarker June 27, 2007
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Get the yikes on bikes mug.a motorcycle gang formed by and for women, primarily lesbians. lesbians from all over the butch-femme scale are encouraged to be and are members. the dykes on bikes website states their mission to be "to support, encourage and motivate women motorcyclists everywhere."
Rachel: Are you going to pride this year?
Heather: Yeah, my mothers gave me a total guilt trip about watching them ride with the Dykes on Bikes.
Heather: Yeah, my mothers gave me a total guilt trip about watching them ride with the Dykes on Bikes.
by nutthb December 21, 2007
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