Does a bear shit in the woods?

A sarcastic way of saying hell yes.

Made famous 2001 during the tv-show Friends in season 7 episode 8.

Ross: You hungry?
Joey: Does a bear shit in the woods?

by DanielG. December 26, 2012

bear

A fuzzy and cute woodland creature. Very huggable, but if hugging is attempted it is likely that the bear will maul and/or kill the hugger.

Little Stevie hugged a bear last week. His funeral is tomorrow.

by Don Bobbly January 11, 2009

Bear Hunter

A person, typically either a woman or gay man, who enjoys hooking up with husky men with a lot of body hair. The term bear hunter does not refer to a killer or violent person who looks for bears and hurts them due to homophobia.

Mr. Billy Brown is a straight family man by day, but when night comes, he's a bear hunter who hits up all the right places in the Castro. Things sure do get hairy.

by HuManOfTheYear March 15, 2011

Panda Bear

A term used by gay men that describes a husky, gay, asian man.

Alexander is a total rice queen, he especially loves the big guys. He is all about those panda bears.

*Related to bear- A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.

by Awok13 March 29, 2012

bearded dragon

A docile lizard of Australian orgin, which are poplular pets in the U.S. Also known as beardies.

My bearded dragon was taking a beardies bath when he started attacking his reflection in the cage.

by Jeffy! May 14, 2005

bearded axe wound

a furry snatch

boys have penises, girls have bearded axe wounds.

by trevor March 9, 2003

Bearded Poptart

To be frosty and cold hearted on the outside, yet soft and gooey under the beard that hides your sprinkles so well.

Man look at that biker giving that kid in a wheelchair some candy, he's such a bearded poptart!

by youmaycallmeperturbed March 12, 2015