The Craker Barrell

When you crap in a barrell full of naked midgets

yo dude i was at this bar last week and there was some girls eatin out the craker barrell !

by dick custard November 11, 2009

barren slag

A girl who dresses like she wants to fuck, acts like she wants to fuck, but will not put out.

"Did you see me with that girl? She let me grab her tits is dressed like a slag..."
"Oh yeh, I know her, she never puts out she's just a barren slag!"

"So what are the girls in your halls like?"
"They are just a bunch of barren slags, I can't be fucked with them!"

by The Barren Slag Hater June 19, 2008

bartending

entertaining a crowd of people with mixed alcoholic concoctions

In the summer of '67 I was bartending at the Electric, Psychedelic, Pussycat, Swinger's Club in London when Austin Powers failed to catch Dr. Evil.

by yowfactor January 24, 2014

Double Barrel

When combining two rolled joints inside of one paper rolled side by side or over and under depending on which model you choose.

I was going for a hike. So I rolled a double barrel to get me through.

by Yamahafast June 2, 2018

Bottom of the Barrel Trash Bag Ass Bitch

Some dry ass bitch ho who is such a skank and is motherfucking dry on the inside and outside.

Oh my god, Tiffany is such a Bottom of the Barrel Trash bag Ass Bitch!

by kingohoes October 21, 2018

both barrels

To ejaculate in a particularly explosive manner, thus emptying the bean bag.

"No messing about last night, straight in, both barrels, then down the pub".

"I gave her both barrels across her chin".

by L.B. Seed August 21, 2004

barrel roll

The Barrel roll is the maneuver Peppy often confuses with the Aileron roll.

Learning the difference between an aileron roll and a barrel roll could save your life!

by _red___xiii_ April 2, 2008