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Below Zero Jitters

Anxiety that starts in North Dakota winters when the sun starts going down, the temperature dives, and it's a 50/50 chance if your furnace will keep your house warm because it's too cold for it to function properly.
Now that the sun is going down, it's about time to close the shades and put up the window blankets to try calm my below zero jitters.
by Emjoallen January 10, 2022
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Zero(i)

A new number required for Quantum Physics calculations that unify all of the known forces. Zero to the exponent of 'i' or 'infinity' is the answer to nearly all cosmological questions of how the universe is constructed.
A new number, Zero(i) or Zero to the exponent of (i) has been introduced into our generally accepted number set by author Michael Mathiesen.
by GreenNewDealOfficial.com August 10, 2019
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Zero Marketing

When food and drink companies leverage on the health consciousness of its customers to claim that their products are free of additives, colorings, and seasonings; or have zero sugar, zero animal fat, and zero monosodium glutamate (MSG), which could cause cancer-prone diseases.
Zero marketing has permeated many businesses and industries: from banks and financial institutions offering zero interest rates or zero downpayment to food manufacturers offering zero cancerous or life-shortening products.
by Fasters May 29, 2021
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zero

zeros other name
who is zero?” oh that’s just radio reble” *radio reble* 😜
by radio rebel December 2, 2020
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holding up a zero

i was holding up a zero and everyone thought I was cool.
by goawaybozo July 7, 2022
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Dirty zero sugar

When you use a dr pepper can to sound a man and make him finish until he fills the can and then pass it around in a circle and drink it.
Ew why would you ever do a dirty zero sugar
by Sppookkyy October 17, 2021
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Zero

A number that indicates absence of every value or quantity, as instance:

The number of neurones in your brain; the probability of you ever getting a girlfriend; the number of bitches you get; the time your father has spent with you. (ect.)

Syn. Nothing, no one…

Opp. A lot, more than one, everything/one…
“You get zero bitches!”

(It seems you can’t afford to get a girl to like you back,ever so slightly)
by Sir. Pickqo January 14, 2023
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