Cake Wasted

When you've eaten so much birthday cake, or just cake, you feel almost wasted. People who are cake wasted are usually in a daze, close to unconsciousness,(or already), and/or swollen with a food baby.

After eating two slices of triple decker chocolate cake, I fell asleep on my way to the bathroom. I was so cake wasted!

by cupcakes* July 4, 2011

Padre Wasted

Being completely hammered on South Padre Island, Texas. Best when alcohol consumption begins before noon, continues into the evening hours, and eventually ends in the wee hours of the morning.

"Damn mike that girl that pissed your air mattress must have been padre wasted."

"I haven't drank all week long, I'm gonna get padre wasted this weekend."

by Heart-Murmur November 21, 2011

Yellow Washer

An Asian female sellout who is full of self hate, and is known to be the biggest white worshipper that specifically likes racist insecure loser whiteboys......... race traitors definitely need to be shamed or targeted on spot

Racist Whiteboy: See that "yellow washer" over there? She only likes white guys and wants to breed our white genes out

Yellow Washer: F#CK OFF CREEP!

by Jimmi Jizzell June 7, 2017

Water-Wasted

The discomfort you feel after ingesting substantial amount of liquids, specifically water, accompanied with slight exhaustion.

I.E.- "I just downed 2 liters of water, i feel so Water-Wasted."
"Stop drinking all that soda, Jake! Your going to get Water-Wasted."

by MoyertheDestroyer January 28, 2018

Nuclear Waste

An explosive case of the shits that blasts water and liquid shit up the sides of the bowl like a mushroom cloud and leaves the depositor’s o-ring burning like a seared piece of meat.

Those 3-alarm wings left me squatting with some serious nuclear waste.

by Eaton Holgoode January 9, 2019

Isaiah Walter

Isaiah, or Izzie is a history geek who’s personality traits are being a mixed Afro red head who eats hot pockets for a living. He always carries the conversations and is shirtless whenever possible. He loves flexing his 40 push-ups-ability, and is probably skinnier than your girl who’s working out and dieting without even trying. He has a fun fact for everything, and is a lonely horny dood.

Isaiah Walter : Fun fact did you know Edgar Allan Poe married his 13 yr old cousin

Me: wow I had no idea

by g-WaGon15 April 20, 2021

Matt Walters

a try hard who would cry if he got a 99/100 on a test

"Kid cried because he got 1 point off! What a Matt Walters!"

by blind_squirrel May 10, 2022