Zoidberg Vag

Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.

Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!

by Earthquaker1987 March 19, 2011

vag-oplasty

Having your vagina touched up...
Meant as an insult.

Hey Dude, How did your Vag-oplasty go? Douchebag.

by A.E.M.D. January 23, 2008

Vag pal

A close relationship between two heterosexual females or the female equivalent of a bromance

Cathy and Heather and really into each other. They are such vag pals.

by L2deuce August 7, 2012

Mission Vag Cig

A type of quest or journey in which the end goal is attaining a dirty stanky kukki vagina that has reached vag cig status. A cunthole that smells like a cigarette. Usually from a woman who smokes or a woman whose beaver box has had lit cigarettes places in it and or a lot of cig smoke blown into it.

The mission for vag cig can only be completed by the bravest and most determined poon hunters. A Vag cig is much more desirable than a traditional fish smelling twat.

Kukki Nig: hows that poon hunting goin dawg?

Abreu nems: Shit ho, im chasin down the mission vag cig dream. I see dem nasty hos and can smell that vag cig from a mile away. I wont stop til i achieve that nasty cig box.

by ballplayer182 August 11, 2022

Van Vag

Road head for van lifers

Brother, i scored some crazy van vag last night!

by hamblr March 20, 2023

VAG

Volkswagen Audi Group

You need to experience VAG at least once in your life.

by Ihaveagolf November 16, 2021

vag-collector

A player that hooks up with women, solely to "be the very best, like no one ever was". Just like in Pokémon, where the player collects badges; the vag-collector collects vaginas.

Girl 1: Hey this cute guy asked me out, should I go out with him?
Girl 2: Don't bother, you're just a number to him; he's a total vag-collector.

by Slinky Pie November 11, 2017