2 definition by Earthquaker1987

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The 'gross' mix of jelly and peanut butter that just doesn't take quite right.
*Sigh* "I hate it when mom buys the jelly butter."
by Earthquaker1987 March 22, 2011

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Having the pubic hair above your vagina that resembles zoidberg from Futurama.
Gross man, that chick had a Zoidberg Vag!
by Earthquaker1987 March 04, 2011

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