V-tec bro

V-tec bro (n). A slang word describing a male group within the American Armenian community, having just arrived from Iran, trying to assimilate but not quite making it, displaying semi-queer behavior such as:
-plucking their eyebrows ( to the point "Prince" would be jealous)
-highlighting their hair (a fashion Asians went through, mind you in the 90's)
- driving old Honda Civics "fixed-up"
- excessively using the phrase "its V-tec bro"
- weighing 110, at 5' 2" (very squeemish looking)
- having their girlfriend's show up at their fights
- not leaving their mom's house until age 35
- speaking what they call "English", that really just sounds like a drawn out song in Persian
- keeping a go-T
- getting waxed on a regular basis, more than their girlfriends (their backs, legs, eyebrows, etc)

V-tec bro is a typical parsakhye guy racing on the street of Glendale, CA.

"He is such a V-tec bro."

by Anon Amous July 3, 2006

V's Slip N' Slide

a virgin's way of doing everything but sex to avoid losing the "virgin" title. often very frustrating for the guy involved.

Vicki's dates usually end with V's Slip N' Slide, which usually results in no boyfriends.

by K-Dizzawg April 25, 2007

V Plates

A phrase commonly used to tell others that you have not yet lost your virginity. Using this phrase makes people laugh with you about not having sex, other than them laughing at you.

"Dude have you lost ur v's yet?"
"Nah man I've still got my V Plates"

by Stepdub January 31, 2012

V.P. Blowjob

V.P. stands for Vomit Poop, also called, "The Vice President". A V.P. is when, whilst tossing the lover's salad, the recipient has a bowel movement of substantial size. The blow-ee, unfazed, proceeds to give the log a blow job. The recipient is careful not to pinch off the loaf as long as possible. The blow-ee deep throats the mud monkey until vomiting is induced. The blow-ee is then obligated to gargle his or her own vomit while blowing. Hence, both parties are fully aroused and ready to move on to more hardcore shit.

Hey baby, I just finished a half pound block of cheese. I'm ready for that V.P. Blowjob.

by Inventor not practitioner January 4, 2010

V-8

A hearty tomato beverage chock full of vitamins and goodness, this is also the lifesblood of the VEGAN-VAMPIRE.

by Anonymous August 25, 2003

v.i.m.p.

Very Important Motherfucking Person

someone who is not just a very important person, someone who is a very important motherfucking person. v.i.m.p.

by nassty mc March 4, 2009

V Gor

a very large forehead resembling the painting of V Gor from Ghostbusters II. Having a chromagnum forehead. Caveman,

His name isn't Casey, look at that forehead from now on he's V Gor.

by Casey R December 3, 2007