knob touch

1. A frantic game involving at least two men where each participant must attempt to touch the genitalia of the other participant(s) before they themselves have their "knob" touched. Alludes to the fact that an individual is most likely homosexual.

Simon: "Anyone fancy a game of knob touch?"
Rich: "No way man, you always beat me off!"

GG: "Man, Paul is such a knob toucher!"
Luke: "Yeah, I heard he turned pro. He's an unstoppable knob touching machine these days and is tipped to be in the next Knob Touch World Cup."

knob touch by LukeO January 13, 2006

butt touch

v.: The act of touching somebody on the butt. It may have a gay reference if a guy touches another guy on the butt. This is not to be confused with gay touch-ing. Where as gay touching is with a group, butt touching is usually just a single, one on one, touch.

“Hey, you want to hang out later and do stuff, and by doing stuff I mean touch butt, and by touch butt I mean butt touch.”

I got butt touched today in the hall.

butt touch by Shield of Meat May 22, 2006

ipod touch 

An ipod touch is an mp3 player. It has a multi-touch screen and is very similar to an iPhone. The 4th generation iPod touch(the newest) also has the capability to facetime with other iPods or iPhones. Since iPod touchs are made by Apple], that automatically makes them the best mp3 players that you can get.

zune owner: "dude check out my new mp3 player!!! ii's wicked cool man!!"
ipod touch owner: "no waay!! what kind!?"
zune owner: "a zune! i love it!"
ipod owner: "oh...sucks for you. dude those things suck.especialy compared to my awesome new 64 Gb. 4th Gen. iPod touch!!"

ipod touch by skilletfann December 1, 2010

one touch cockie

One tough cookie, person that is difficult to get in touch with

he is one touch cockie

one touch cockie by Glen Forrester Young April 27, 2007

don't touch it 

The flabby fold of fat on the nape of someone's neck, best observed in fat bald sweaty old paps when they tilt their head slightly to look upwards. The phrase "Don't touch it!" derives from the likelihood of an angry response you may get if you feel tempted to give the enticing fold of cervical flab a curious poke. Can in some instances be referred to as double or triple touch to refer to two or three folds of neckfat respectively.

1. The guy buying salmon in front of me at the supermarket had some seriously sexy don't touch it going on.
2. I had a serious temptation to go over and rub chicken grease into the fat triple touch of the wheelchair bound window maker, so I did. Turned out it was gout.
3. "DON'T FUCKIN TOUCH IT BITCH!"

don't touch it by dapperdansausage March 6, 2010

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. 

something that you really, really like. or something that is awesome like a song or a video. not meant to be gay, just funny.

Man that song was awesome! If it had a penis, I'd touch it.

If it had a penis, I'd touch it. by jake christy February 2, 2009

Shoulder Touch 

This action is done when someone says something with a sexual connotation, but you are in a social situation in which you can't laugh at the person, or say anything to your friends for fear of being called out. The shoulder touch is done when all in the party KNOW that a sexual innuendo was said, but can't overtly acknowledge it. When engage in a shoulder touch, you casually create an action, such as scratching your shoulder, or adjusting the shoulder of your shirt.

When choosing the Christmas Cantata by Geoffery Bush, the choir director started rehearsal by saying "Ladies and Gentlemen, let's dive right into the Bush, shall we!" Immediately following these words, a group of friends who are sitting far apart would all engaging in a shoulder touch and look at each other.

Shoulder Touch by OnWisconsin January 14, 2010