taint tackler

A person who is more than enthusiastic about licking taint

I thought johny wasn't a team player, but he was the best taint tackler on the team

by butteater66669420 March 29, 2015

Taint Ripper

A man whose penile girth surpasses the area that the axe wound allows, therefore causing a tear from the point of insertion to the anus.

- Hey Monica , should I go on a date with Beau?

- I wouldn't , I heard he was a real taint ripper.

by Garth Longmore April 26, 2015

taint slipper

When a hoe ass bitch shaves all of that sweet puss but leaves a long soul patch looking thing on her taint.

I was goin' down on that hoe Shaquanda until I saw she had a taint slipper

by Tainted slipper September 25, 2015

taint roast

The act or result of a fart forced to travel forward, usually due to sitting position, sending the hot burst of air into your taint and/or scrotum. Taint roast can be used as either a verb or a noun, the noun version being synonymous with the phrase, scrotum furnace.

"I totally thought I'd gotten away with that taint roast earlier, but then she got a whiff of my sack and that was the end of that blow job."

by MacInbush June 19, 2016

Taintasouris

When your over weight girl friend is being a taint, cunt, bitch, etc....

Yeah man, she was being a taintasouris again last night, because I didn't want to watch How to Get Away with Murder.

by Trickle Motorsports September 23, 2016

Taint Tingle

A taint tingle is when you look at a picture of something or see something so painful it makes your taint (area between your balls or pussy and your asshole) tense up for a few seconds.

Leroy: looks like Jethro got a fishing hook caught up in his big old fat man tits! Here's a picture!

Billy Bob: lemme see!

Leroy: shows Billy Bob the picture...

Billy Bob: Holy Shit, that makes my stomach hurt and my taint tingle!

by mooseneck October 5, 2016

taint scum

1. The accumulation of sweat, dead skin, pubic hair, feces and urine that collects in the area between the genitalia and the anus.
2. A disgusting person.
3. A person that behaves in slimy and questionable ways.

That guy slept with his girlfriend's mother, what taint scum.

by gxory October 24, 2016