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Strangulate

To masturbate with such a tight grip on one's penis that it is denied the oxygen it requires to function properly. Much like in a cartoon, the head turns blue over time. A two-handed grip is used, and it is an extrememely intense action to observe.
Mother: Billy, time for dinner!
Billy: NO!! I'm stangulating.
Mother: Hmm? What does strangulate mean?
Billy: Nothing, keep the door closed please!
by CGrip October 2, 2005
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stranger

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by sum=stranger October 13, 2019
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Strand Polytechnic

A pejorative term for King's College London, generally used by students at its rival institution, University College London. The term manages to convey a sense of KCL's being mediocre in both academic and social terms: a polytechnic was, in the UK, a college offering mainly vocational degrees, widely considered to be inferior to the older universities, and with an attached social stigma. The Strand is the London street where 'Strand Poly' has its main campus (although it has spread to the South Bank and beyond.)
She applied to Cambridge, but they rejected her, so he ended up at Strand Polytechnic!

He got his philosophy degree at Strand Polytechnic, and now he's working at McDonalds.
by JuliaB May 25, 2007
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scran

My understanding has always been that this is an old Romany word for any kind of food
That was top scran, meaning good food.
by Tankman1 January 25, 2010
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Stranger

aka "The Stranger"
The act of sitting on your hand until it falls asleep, then rubbing one out so it feels like someone else is doing the deed.
Sorry, I can't get up right now I'm making a 'stranger'.
by J. Edwards July 3, 2003
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strangling the disobedient meat monster

The clinical term for "masterbation."

See fap, choking the chicken, jerkin my gerkin, spanking the monkey, whacking the weasel, jerking off, squirting the main vein, pleasuring yourself, inappropriate touching, old men, old men weiner, beating off, and animal sex.
During school, at work, and on the phone, I find myself strangling the disobedient meat monster
by Joey Orgler 3 October 22, 2008
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