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Stander

When the dog takes a shit and the shit stands up vertically
Holy Fuck... My dog just took a stander.
by Rusty2Fingers November 25, 2014
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Stale Cracker

A boring white person. A white person with no sense of humor or overall just not enjoyable to be around.
Damn, Raymond is such a stale cracker.
by hahanahman August 11, 2020
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Toilet stalker

A toilet stalker is where someone spends a long period of time in other people's bathrooms, collecting pee to sell to travellers and excrement for their own personal gain. A negative result of toilet stalking is pee rape.
Signs that someone is a toilet stalker include:
- Shiftiness.
- Spending longer than normal in a toilet.
- having unusually high amounts of change at one time.
A person can become a toilet stalker unwillingly, or they can join the cult.
Person 1: Emma likes to fish stuff out of toilets.
Person 2: WHAT?!
Person 1: ever wonder why she takes so long in the toilet? well, now you know. She MUST be a toilet stalker.
Person 2: She goes to the loo so much!
Person 1: exactly. She's collecting samples. Don't let her round your house anymore, she might pee rape you!
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Silent Stalker

A person who is constantly on Facebook refreshing their newsfeed and looking at everyone's business but can't like, comment or post anything.
Suzie keeps talking about things I have posted on Facebook and yet I haven't seen one like or comment from her. What a silent stalker!
by NicSoChic October 9, 2014
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stale

In the west coast, describing the nasty kind of weed that smells bad and sucks.. not a noun it's an adjective... commonly used in combination with "stress" and "hill billy chronic"..
dude that was some stale ass stress.. u smell the smoke.. its fucking stale... what are you trying to do?!?!?!?! kill me!!! yeah ur mom's face is haggard
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staleface

Two opposing people stare at each other without any facial movements such as smiling.The one who breaks thier facial expression first is the loser
Hey eric, staleface right now!
by dblake December 4, 2007
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Stalker

One who is constantly following and trying to find out things about a certain person. They're completely obsessed with them. AKA Snickers.
Snickers knows all of Alli's friends names and myspaces. What a stalker.
by PissyMissy December 12, 2008
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