smurf

Another Word For Bitch

Aww... Jeff you spilt my drink you Smurf

by Aakell May 10, 2009

smurfing

asphyxiating ones breathing until their faced becomes blue in color then proceeding to have sexual relations with them.

John tried smurfing Suzy last night but she passed out.

by mother smurfer! July 15, 2010

smurfing

an alternate form of 'talking;' specifically when you are romantically talking.

Me and Christine were smurfing and i don't know how serious it is or what she means by it.

by cutiemcdoodle October 16, 2010

Smurfed

When a girl does something to you sexual

Yesterday, my girlfriend totally smurfed me.

by KrashIsAJerk July 26, 2011

Smurfs

Short Mothers You Really like to fuck.

Goddamn! There are Smurfs everywhere!

by Marshy Sugar Tits I October 7, 2011

snurf

A person who talks on the phone while surfing the internet. You know, the person that isn't paying attention to you to you on the phone because you can hear their keyboard clacking away in the background, and they just go "uh huh" "uh huh".

"Dude, you're such a snurf! You're not even listening to me! I can totally hear you typing in the background!

by Rurik Vred December 15, 2007

Smurf

hot sexy maintenance workers who wear sexy blue uniforms, often accompanied by hot tool belts.

The sexy smurf lifted the light fixture over his head exposing his rippling biceps.

by sexy buns October 13, 2006