dick splasher

A whore with a vagina so loose that you can hear your dick splash inside.

-Would you have sex with Britney Spears?
-No man that's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
-Yeah you can probably hear your dick splash.
-She's a definite dick splasher!

by realmenofgenius February 17, 2009

Slash and Dash

When a knacker runs up to someone in a nightclub and slashes a permanent marker across their shirt before disappearing back into the crowd.

Joey: What the hell happened to your top?!
Ross: Some arsehole tried to slash and dash me while I was ordering a pint!

by rexbanner February 13, 2010

splashaphonia

Fear of dropping one's cell phone into the toilet.

My splashaphonia is so bad that I can't even take my phone into the stall with me, cuz I'm afraid I may end up fishing it out of a bowl of floaters.

by orientxp June 3, 2010

slashdot

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WWW.SLASHDOT.ORG
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News for Nerds. Stuff that matters.

Slashdot (/.) is a news site and forum for nerds and the tech community to read and discuss nerdy related material, usually the articles consist of information technology, open source software and science fiction or other nerdy and delightfully brainy topics.

Have you checked out the article on the new Linux kernel updates on slashdot yet?

by Ryan Paton February 25, 2004

slashdot

A website visited by tech monkeys which posts articles of geek interest from other sites and encourages discussion of said articles.

As a verb: When a web site seriously disabled or compromised by the flood of visitors from slashdot, the site is said to be slashdotted.

Anandtech.com posted geforceFX benchmarks and was swiftly slashdotted.

by bean February 13, 2003

Splashdown

An event which may occur anywhere from a mans middle age to his elderly age. Upon sitting on the toilet the mans nut bag hits the toilet water.

Boy am I getting old. My ballsack hit the toilet water this morning...

That's called a splashdown Bob.

by Chaos_Elite January 17, 2017

side slash

Any girl you fuck on the side besides your girlfriend.

The old bar down the street is good for huntin side slash if your ever bored with your girl.

by Kadoo34 November 14, 2009