born slippery

To be dodgy. A litle bit whoooo and a little be oooooo. A geezer. From the the wrong side of the tracks. Know what I mean? LUVERLEEE....

I can't believe he got away with it. Born slippery, that bloke

by Tony October 8, 2003

slipperyseal

To be god of all things.

Holy shit did you see that!? He must be a slipperyseal.

by Young Jeeza March 3, 2008

Max and the Slippery Lizards

also known as the storytelling gypsies, this team basically depends on one player to win all their games and laughs at people with broken legs and leprechauns.

That goalie for Max and the Slippery Lizards is so hot!!

yea shes a babe. I'm gonna hit her in the face with the ball now.

by dickheads123 February 12, 2009

shit slipper

telling a girl that you like them but you dont know how to tell her in person, so you can only tell them in a letter when infact you have no interest in the girl at all and to her knowege only finds this out when she gets home only to find a piece of shit stuffed in a envelope.

DANNY: wow mark, i think that girl really likes you. you didnt give her the slip did you?
MARK: fuck that girl! i gave her the slip!haha
DANNY: wow dude, what a fuckin shit slipper

by tiranicle teabagger December 17, 2007

slippery bug

The female nether regions.

"...and he wants to stick it in the slippery bug" --Marshal Sodomy

by Anonymous July 30, 2003

slippery shooter

when a girl takes poop and gives a guy a hand job

my girlfriend gave me a slippery shooter last night.

slppery shooters are the new kind of sex

by double n March 2, 2007

slippery potatoes

When a hand other than your own (stranger) caresses your back in a downward motion, ending with a firm squeeze of the buttocks.

Your at a bar socializing with friends, someone walks by you and instead of starting small talk, they skip that step and just give you slippery potatoes.

by John The Man 122321 February 20, 2009