when getting a woman doggy style on a linoleum floor; before she has an orgasim the man reaches down and screams "orf orf!" and proceeds to knock her hands out from under her, hitting her face on the floor.
she thought her floors were nice till I gave her the slipperyseal.
Is when a kid named Dakota thinks he is going to be devirginized for the first time but doesnt realize that he has actually missed the vaginal area and slipped right between the thighs, and he still to this day doesnt know he is still a virgin xD
Did you hear about the slippery seal accident, its a little sad.
How small does your penis have to be to not realize your slippery sealing someone?
n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the gamealive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because idstill sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).