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a sammich is a sandwich made by a woman
The best sandwich is one made by a woman:

W: Honey, I made you a sammich
M: Hellz yea you did, bitch
by awoman7891 May 10, 2011
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Sammie

A slang term, common but not exclusive to the UK (particularly in an around London) meaning "To take a dump".

A Sammie is often characterised by a long period on the toilet followed by a strong smell. This strong smell usually requires large amounts of perfume or air freshener from the proprieter to mask the terrible odour and prevent a fall out from such an act.
Man: Ahh man it was terrible! Someone had done a Sammie and stank the place out. We just couldnt carry on partying after that...
by SquishyUK January 17, 2010
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Sammi

A complete bitch who no one likes. and watch out boys if you date her she will pussy whip you until you bleed
Sorry man I can’t come over. Sammi won’t let me
by Maddysmokes69 August 26, 2019
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sammie

a fake ass ginger that is obsessed with guys and is only nice to people she actually likes.
nobody likes a sammie
by LittleMexican September 25, 2018
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Sammich

A sandwich made by a women intended for a male before or after sexual pleasure.
"She made me a Sammich after making love", said a guy to his friend.
by Murder by DJ November 1, 2010
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Sammich

When you put your face inbetwixt the bosoms/funbags that of which pertains to a girl named Samantha or Sam or Sammie or Samalamapussylicker.
Make me a Sammich.
Motorboat?! Give me a Sammich!
by samalamapussylicker March 24, 2010
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